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concise versions of children's favorites: The Cat in the Hat

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An oddly dressed stranger comes over when mom isn't home, insisting that mom is a friend who'd want the kids to let him in to play. Two subverbal, possibly violent friends accompany him. Kids learn the important lesson that when you invite freaky strangers in (over the protest of their boring scold of a goldfish) it's fun to engage in hazardous stunts and wreck the house with them, because strangers also magically clean the house up the second before mom comes home. For it is fun to have fun, and the linkage of action and consequence is nothing but fishbowl superstition.

Norwegian Wood 2014

C's interpretation, as explained tonight: I sat on her rug, biting my tongue, drinking her one. We talked until two, and then she said, "it's time for bed."

spin

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spin , a photo by murcoil on Flickr.

concise versions of children's favorites: The Runaway Bunny

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A mother bunny quashes her offspring's every aspiration, teaching him that dreams are for other bunnies, that she will outflank any attempts to build a life of his own, and that he is better off just sitting home in their suffocating burrow, eating. A favorite of Roger Waters' mother.

what to order

J, first words upon waking from his nap today: --Cookies. Fortune cookies. You want fortune cookies. --You want fortune cookies? We don't have any fortune cookies. --Go store get fortune cookies. --The store doesn't have fortune cookies. --No. --You have to go to the Chinese restaurant for fortune cookies. They give them to you when you order Chinese food. --Go Chinese restaurant, get fortune cookies. Chinese (?) lady, fortune cookies. --So we should get Chinese tonight? --Yeah.

My Dinner with C

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more dates

-- More dates! -- We're out of dates. -- Get them! -- We will get them, but we don't have any more in the house. We have to go to the store to get them. -- Store! Get them! -- We will! -- Store! More dates! -- We can't go to the store until after your nap. -- After! Get them! -- Yes! We will! -- More dates! -- That's what I'm saying. We're out of them. We'll get them, but you'll have to wait. -- Get them! More dates! -- We will. -- More dates! In the bowl! -- In the store! -- More dates! Store! Bowl! -- No dates in the house! We'll get them! In the store! -- Store! More dates! And so on. So he's a fan of dates. And future tenses are still somewhat of an issue.